Thoughts and prayers [and fuck off and die].
The American government creates more problems than it will ever solve, so it is time to disband wide swathes of the taxpayer boondoggle run by corrupt bastards.
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The government is failing at every level and we the taxpayers should call for an end to the expensive failures, frauds, and government-sponsored fuckery and its associated costs. Remember working-class folks, the taxes come out of your paycheck. Your income is automatically reported to the government. They have you by the gonads by design. Meanwhile, the oligarchs pay $750/year in taxes on billions in claimed wealth or maybe 1 or 2 percent on income they decide to let the government know about.
So every bill gets handed to YOU! Aren’t you sick and tired of it yet??
Within hours, the Nashville massacre resulted in the declaration that government will not lift a finger to mitigate (at any level) school spree shooters and mass killings. The shooter was a total fucking mental case who legally bought seven guns. For what purpose?? To murder little children. Everyone at once now: FREEDOM!!! Slaughtered children mean FREEDOM!!! Right?!? See how selling those guns to mental cases and criminals protects liberty and makes us feel freedom in the core of our souls?!? Oh, more freedom!! The murderer shot at the cops too!! Thin Blue Line! Support the Police!! Right?!?
Stepping through the blood of children exudes freedom, right?!?
So, if the government won’t even try to make even school kids safe, instead blaming doors, single moms, and lack of Family Values, then we don’t need about 90% of the government and the feckless morons who occupy it as a jobs program for the corrupt and stupid.
Stop robbing us blind and stealing our money while you create more problems.
The ignorant, corrupt, lying assholes we send to Washington are useless:
Here is how their bullshit makes it worse. What is the real problem??? Doors. Not guns in the hands of mental cases or known criminals. That door fatality rate is a huge problem, eh??? Bullshitters will bullshit… Of course, Tennessee will loosen gun laws in response to piles and piles of dead children. These assholes are pretending that most ammo, including high-velocity carbine rounds, can’t easily penetrate most doors (short of concrete-filled or special bulletproof steel security doors). Did you know that every school has windows too? Bullets very easily go through even safety glass. So when we lock the doors, we are going to cinder block every window too?!? Right?!?
After we barricade the doors and cement over every window on school grounds, the kids will just phase in and out of the current dimension like Jack-Jack in The Incredibles to get in and out of the school building, right?!?
How to get the fucktarded con artists in government and their lobbyists/lamprey off the taxpayer dole:
Step 1 — Defund and de-staff Congress
Did you know we spend millions every year on each and every member of Congress getting three different allowances, including an average of $3.3M for administrative and clerical support? Yet no one in Congress actually writes laws. Their campaign donors and special interest groups and their lobbyists write the laws as folks elected to Congress count the fat campaign donation checks, solely to continue their con-artistry. Oh, they don’t write regulations either, so Congressional staffers are just a welfare program for the political class. Defund Congress and make them work for a living. Or not, I don’t care. Just stop wasting money on a government branch that purposefully does nothing but give hand jobs to lobbyists!
Each Congress person gets a paycheck, that’s it! No pension, no taxpayer-funded healthcare and perks, and they only get an office manager and an office assistant. That’s it. Again, you don’t really work on what the country and society at large need you to be working on, so even this budget is too much in my mind. Three people per office should support their laziness and corruption just fine.
They don’t need a huge and expensive staff to give the gun lobby a free pass plus tax credits and get-out-of-jail-and-torts-free cards. They don’t need a legion of sycophants on the federal payroll to copy and paste the legislation written by a lobbyist. They don’t need a baseball team-sized contingent per Congressional seat to fuck over working Americans over to bail out the airlines or the banksters for the sixth, seventh, or umpteenth time.
Do you realize who Congress and the regulators (and lobbyists) are making you bailout after Silicon Valley Bank? The ultra-wealthy. The Top 10 SVB Accounts Had 13.3 BILLION (Yes, Billion with a B) In Cash. CASH!!! This is pure fraud. Taxpayers (oops, “bank customers,” do a Venn diagram of taxpayers and bank account users; it is a complete overlap) are suddenly covering $1,000,000,000+ per account, not $250,000 What is the media letting the politicians claim though? Small businesses were bailed out here?
Fuck you.
What is the average bank savings balance in the USA?? $5,300 according to Bankrate.com - Are you getting the con yet chowderheads???
Ask yourself this question: Why does Congress need a huge staff to set up the rip off the rest of America?!?
Step 2 — End the US Department of Commerce.
A taxpayer-funded marketing and advertising firm for the Fortune 500 has always been bullshit. End it, today. The U.S. Department of Commerce's FY 2022 Budget requested $11.576 billion (yes, billion with a B) in discretionary funding. It is a fraud that does nothing for anyone but the lobbyists who are already running the racket. Lobbyists and special interests have nearly complete control over the federal government and its spending, plus we pay for their marketing?!? Stop at least one part of the madness! It is not like they don’t have their own marketing and PR departments!!
Step 3 — End the Department of Education.
Teach for the test and usury are the only things to ever come out of the US DoE, so get rid of the DoE. $3.1B budget to manage what exactly? Making sure college students never get out of debt?? Meanwhile, DoE is standing there idly as The Viceroy DeSantis Regime fired an art teacher for showing children (how dare they!!) art in art class?!? Government is a fraud, and here is the proof! Your excuses and claims simply don’t matter. In 1979, when the DoE was signed into being, the illiteracy rate was only one-half of one percent. So of course, that was a great call to usury and setting college students up for a lifetime of fiscal failure. Get rid of it now!!
Liberals, stop saying you have done something positive with the DoE. You don’t, you didn’t, and you won’t. You lost that argument when the collective student loan debt hit $1,400,000,000,000 and it is still rising.
Step 4 — Fire half of all law enforcement today.
At every level of government, fire half of law enforcement. Law enforcement is corrupt, violent, and often useless in America today. Let’s call it layoffs, downsizing, adjusting to economic realities, or any other bullshit label you want to throw at it but start firing Nationalist parasites clinging on to local, state, and national budgets who don’t want to do the job of police work anyways. They are too busy being fake war heroes riding atop their police tanks. My hometown started to hand out bonuses after years of misconduct and criminal activities by members of the local PD. Rape the intern? The city has a bonus. Manslaughter charges? Bonuses. Hell! San Francisco’s 911 calls dropped 10% and self-directed activities dropped 33%, and of course, now they budgeted $25 million in freaking overtime. OT so you don’t respond or do casework?!? Seriously?!? FFS! What a farce! This is yet another form of robbery by the state, just like the roadside robberies that have been continuously occurring for decades.
You allow every person, including criminals, gang members, and mentally deranged, to carry guns without a background check, license, insurance, training, and mental health check in now numerous states including military-style carbines. So why do you need so many cops?? Billy Joe Jim Bob, his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl has got this. Maybe it won’t be Billy Joe, maybe it will be a paranoid schizophrenic who takes orders from his dog. But you don’t care who is armed in the streets with military-grade weapons, so, fuck it, if the mental case murders at will, so be it. You have openly stated A) you don’t care, B) “government is the problem” and C) you won’t do anything, so get to axing that expensive headcount dedicated to total failure.
What would be real-world and huge savings would be to move the liabilities of mass shootings from the government (from your city hall and local PD to the FBI, DHS, and the Air Force). The government would no longer in involved in protecting the lobbyists. Then the lawyers can sue Billy Joe Jim Bob and his brothers Darryl, since, you know, they got this… It will save us billions over the first decade alone.
At least the taxpayer would be off the hook…
Step 4a — Disband the DEA, Border Patrol, IRS, TSA, and DHS today.
If you don’t care about Sandy Hook, Uvalde, or Nashville (and you don’t), then you actually don’t care whether we live or die. Seriously, they don’t care if you live or die, peace and prosperity are a thing of the past. Welcome to the American Somalian warlord/gang violence Experiment since we dismissed the Madisonion Experiment without thought or care. As part of the argument (not the response) to the pandemic that killed 1M+ Americans, states like Ohio have removed all authority from the local health departments. Even if a server at a wedding of 500 people had hepatitis A, the health department no longer has any authority to address the public health consequences. I just hope the Hep A outbreaks stay in red-hat drooler lands (or Bill Maher’s party because he does not give a fuck anymore and adores DeSantis’ handling of the pandemic. Did Florida have a great response to the pandemic? Not really. But hey, as long as the rich hooker-banging hipsters are happy, right?!?)
The drug war should have been stopped years ago, but let’s just call it out here and now: You can’t give a fuck if someone dies in an overdose if you don’t care if children get gunned down in a kindergarten class or more than million died in a pandemic (and you would have been completely fine with 2, 3 or 5 million dead, FREEDOM!!! But those four contractors in Benghazi though, right?!? RIGHT?!?). Stop with fake morality and a phony savior complex and realize you don’t care at all, like a sociopath without empathy. Stop pretending you are saving anyone in the drug war. Stop lying to yourselves and end the DEA. Fentanyl is not an excuse to continue the drug war when continuously lethal opioids were a protected product endorsed by pharma lobbyists. Opioids without any other narcotic aboard killed about 10K Americans/year for a decade, you did not care then because a lobbyist made the rules. You don’t care now, why? A lobbyist made the rules about guns in the hands of criminals (including parolees) and the mentally ill. Whatever the lobbyist says, you do. So goodbye to the DEA, fool.
End the Border Patrol. Texas and Arizona have AR-15s, AR-15s solve everything you repeatedly claim. So go deal with it yourself, you fucking assholes. Are you afraid of the Mexican Cartels?!? Too bad, you are the ones that armed them. You could have stopped selling them ARs like you have been doing for decades but FREEDOM!!!, right?!?. That’s right, you have already said it is your freedom to arm our enemies, from the mujahideen-come-Al-Qaida and the Cartels to their (and your!) gang members or, completely inclusive, the local dissociative mental case hearing voices. You armed your own enemy with eyes wide open, so don’t whine about it now, fool. You also hate the federal government (whenever Dear Leader is not around), so don’t cry when you have to handle problems on your own, Hero of the AR-15. Freedom is more important according to your argument, so, it is what it is at this juncture. Fire the Border Patrol tonight, it’s your problem now. You don’t care about children being executed at school, I don’t care about your border problems. You live there, you got an AR, deal with it, hero.
Change the IRS to a sales tax collector with a fixed/flat tax flat. No more deductions, no more Dear Leader Porn Star Humper paying $750 on the billions he claims while we pay a massive chunk of our paychecks to the government for corruption and failure. Fuck that. Fire 98% of the IRS and turn the IRS into a website to collect a flat tax.
DHS, goodbye! Cleatus and Bubba got themselves some ARs, they don’t need you. See ya!!! You aren’t protecting anything with Homeland authoritarianism and you are fine with children slaughtered as long as a (gun) lobbyist gets paid. Therefore, we don’t need you or your $52B annual budget to not protect anyone. DHS handed out millions of social media spying software to surveil Americans in their everyday lives but can’t find the manifesto of a school shooter 99% of the time. We don’t need this, so close up shop and go find a real job. The former goon squad agents of nothingness will enjoy working at Walmart or in an Amazon warehouse for minimum wage.
TSA? Goodbye. If guns in schools are fine, guns at the airports or even on airplanes should not be a problem, right?!? TSA prevents our FREEDOMS!!! Right?!? So, get rid of it now. So what if a plane crashes and kills every soul on board, freedom is more important, right?!? A good guy with a gun will deal with the next terrorist who wants to fly a plane into a building, right?!? If a gun makes churches, schools, bars, and sporting events safer, [but not DeSantis campaign events or NRA rallies where Dear Leader is speaking (you fools getting the con yet?)], why not airplanes, right?!?
You did not care when more than a million Americans died of COVID, you made that perfectly clear (pro-life my ass!), you obviously give less than a rat’s ass about 200 people on a bullet-ridden plane plummeting toward Earth while random civilians shoot it out to save ‘Merica. Give up on the charade and cancel the TSA. Let airplane security be managed by the gun lobby. There, all fixed.
Step 5 — Fire all the sheriffs (and their command staffs) who think they have magic powers discovered by Nicholas Cage in the fourth installment of National Treasure, secretly written in lemon juice on the back of the hidden copy of the Consitution, or think doors or single mothers are a crime problem.
The whole Constitutional Sheriff canard is white Christian Nationalism with a police tank. Full stop. Can these assholes. They even have their own lobbyists and flood traditional and social media with a list of falsehoods, all in support of Nationalism. Yes, they have declared a county sheriff can override at will the President of the United States, the courts, and the Constitution. It is all self-fulfilling bullshit. We now have about 800 far-right-wing sheriffs who think they are above the law. They have appointed themselves County Dictators (using the religious, not constitutional, Dominion theory). Fire the Sheriff, his command staff, and half the deputies today.
Step 6 — Immediately cut the DoD by roughly half. Cut defense contractor spending by 75%. Today, fire the civilians who work for the Army and other military branches.
Again I will point out that Vietnam and Iraq were total frauds. I will also point out again that we have not won a war since 1951. We have bombed half the countries in the world (those without nuclear weapons), but the security picture has never been bleaker according to every report. There is never peace or security, it is not even a goal any longer. Mankind will never fight another war and get a modern and peaceful Germany and Japan out of the effort. Those days are gone, deal with it. Then the military and ever-growing military budgets (regardless of who is in the White House) are not the answer.
Besides, again again again, Cleatus has an AR, so let Cleatus deal with whatever problem comes up. Why? Cleatus is automatically a war hero because he bought a product. That's like me going out and buying pair of Nike basketball sneakers and a basketball (even though I can’t dribble or shoot worth a shit!) and then assuming I am Kareem, Larry Bird, or Magic Johnson. I will be damned if our children get slaughtered every week in American classrooms just so we can do nation-building and build schools halfway around the world, just to give up/surrender to the Taliban later. That shit has to stop now. I have stopped caring about educating the children in some shithole halfway around the world because you stopped caring about our own children.
Our children are targets for the profits of lobbyists.
America is safe from any major foreign advisory. Sidenote: 9/11 does not count any longer, that only killed ~3,0000 Americans. You don’t care about dead children eviscerated at school, gun violence in general, or the pandemic, so I assume, you think 9/11 is a wash. But those four that were killed in Benghazi, right?!?
Gun violence has killed every day 111 Americans, and 321 people are shot in the United States every day while only 1 is killed by legal intervention.
I think your maths and your ethics and morals are pretty fucked up. The Good Guy with a gun has only a 1:321 success ratio, that’s pretty crappy for far as results go. Pin another fake medal of honor on your chest, fast!!! You hero of the AR-15.
We are protected by two huge oceans that would be frankly impossible to launch an attack of any significance. Yes, you, hero of the AR, have disqualified 9/11 from being a major event, so let it go since you think that wasn’t significant.
We have 400+ active nuclear launch vehicles. The Ohio-class Trident nuclear attack subs can alone wipe out every major city in China and Russia simultaneously. If North Korea really did something stupid, our plans are to wipe North Korea off the map with nukes. Nukes, not ARs. There is very little chance North Korea or anyone else will invade Mississippi, Kansas, or Florida. We are well-protected from invasion and again, Bubba has got this according to the Tennessee Congressman, so fuck it! Slash the DoD to the bone and save billions per month and go to DefCon2.
Our real battle plans against a major adversary don’t involve Cleatus, Bubba, Billy Joe, or the Darryls:
The only real threat we have today are the criminals, gangs/cartels, and mental cases we openly and voluntarily armed right here at home and the government forcing us to pay for this complete fuckery.
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Wow, can you believe all this "FREEEEEEEDDDOOOOMMMMMM!!!"
12 year old grabs an AR his uncles fight fist and murders a guy. FFS.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/10/11/texas-sonic-murder-boy-rifle/